一则冷笑话

在一个炎热的早上，地点是在课室里。
当时上着tutorial，白板上是练习。
我俩都在偷懒，坐在那里发呆。
阿发说，象我这种懒人，考试一定没有希望了。
我说，别这样，人只要有一线（一仙）的希望，就会有成功的一天。
阿发问，真的吗？你说得有点道理。
我说，可是我国已经没有制造一仙了，最少都是五仙了。所以，应该是说，人只要有无限（五仙)的希望，就会有成功的一天。
阿发什么也没说，只给了一个反应---=.='。
然后，他缓缓的说，你很厉害。
我跟着笑笑，然后说，我也是突然想到的。
当时的我，感觉上是最自然的我。
这个冷笑话，在两天里，被重复了三遍，讲给不同的人听。
两天过去了，冷笑话真的冷谈了。
而我的心，也冷了下来。

I have a guitar

Yes, I do have a guitar.
The one that I bought during my 2nd year in UMS.
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When I was small, and durian trees were tall,
I used to be quiet, while others used to play guitar.
Don't ask me why, but time has passed us by,
someone else has disappeared from my sight.
Now I am tall, and durians trees are small,
and I don't ask the time of day.
But me and my guitar, my dream will never die,
But guess I will play it in the future.
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I also bought a guitar handbook to learn by myself.
But two years has passed, and I can't even memorize the simple chords.
That's why I always keep it in the bag.
But yesterday, after I listened to a few songs,
such as 'I started a joke',
'First of May',
and 'Hey Jude',
I started to feel like playing the guitar.
And again, I can only pretend that I'm playing.
But one day,
one day I will play my guitar,
and sing along with my guitar,
in a ship on a deep deep sea.

*Some of the contents are modified from the lyric of 'I started a joke'.